About

This is what I’m about

Kristen is from Dayton, OH and is what some might call the Spawn of Dayton.

This Ohio native currently performs in comedy showcases all around Los Angeles.

For work, Kristen is a sculptor. In Cincinnati she was a toy sculptor for Hasbro, Mattel and Disney. Currently she is an ice sculptor of mainly swans and those big huge ice cubes you see in those drinks that cost $20.

When she was born, her foot was backwards, but it got straightened out. Everything about her body is normal now.

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Funny Hair
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Funny Face
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I buried my family behind the barn